Feeling Dirty? Hire a Naked Maid.
Cleaning is such a mission, isn’t it?! I get home everyday after my 9-5er and flop out on the couch with one long, emphatic *sigh*. Dirty dishes? Fuck it. Ironing? Fuck it. Dusty furniture? Fuck it. I’ve worked hard enough throughout the day to waste away in front of the tellie for a bit. But then the guilt begins to seep through… which is why I decided to hire a maid.
My search led to Natural Cleaning Co – “Your One-Stop Naturist Service”. Being a lady, I gasped at the thought of a butt-naked man bending over my bath tub, scrubbing my drain! I pulled myself together and forced myself to browse the website – for research sake. The services on offer are quite intriguing and cost-wise not too shabby – considering you get your abode cleansed as well as some adult entertainment. From cleaning and cooking, to plumbing and waitoring, you can order your man/woman fully clothed, naked or semi-naked “as per your convenience”…
A Quick Clean at R350 will get you a very quick nude cleaning service that lasts only 45 mins, while a qualified handy man, plumber or electrician will cost you R450 per hour, but you choose what he wears. Have a peep at some of the lads and ladies on the catalogue.
Centaine, Durban (natural cleaner) - Her room's hardly spick 'n span! Clean freak? I don't think so! Not my sort-a maid.
Michelle, CT (naked cleaner) - From the look on her face, I doubt she enjoys cleaning much. If cleaning my house is too much of an effort, then I'm afraid you're not "maid" for me.
Andrew, CT (naked cleaner, handy man) - Is that Patrick Starfish on his bicep. Hey, a friend of Spongebob Square Pants, is a friend of mine. You're hired!
Vincent, Jhb/Pta (naked cleaner) - Looks like an athlete, probably cleans like one too! Step on up Vincent, there's work to be done!
Eon, Jhb/Pta (nude cleaner, chef, model) - Nope, this young man looks like he's spent far too much time in front of the camera perfecting blue steel, than with his hands around a mop.
Portia, Jhb/Pta (naked cleaning, cooking) - Look at that immaculately made bed, and in heels! Choice maid!
Check it out here.
I cant believe this is actually a real service.